what iconic crackship are you?

sometimes people pair random characters together for a good chuckle. which of these sussy ships best matches you?

please do not take your result seriously

1- let’s get this out of the way. what would you consider your worst trait? :(

i'm an edgelord
i'm very judgemental
i'm emotionally detached lol
i have trust issues
i hate to admit when i'm wrong
i rely too much on others
i'm a hothead

2- please choose a hob






3- be honest. do you spend too much time on the internet?

i try not to
absolutely

4- choose an activity to partake in on the world wide web

participate in collaborative storytelling (ARGs, creepypasta, SCP, Goncharov)
view/share memes
send people death threats 😈
share my creations
read fanfiction
watch people play video games
engage in silly arguments

5- quick, pick a word!

wanderlust
rise
vitriol
rival
celestial
conceal
vanish

6- an internet friend sent you a chain letter. it says that anyone who doesn't forward it to 7 people will be brutally killed by the ghost of a bloodthirsty little girl…

pass it on out of superstition
pass it on to my other friends as a joke
delete it because it's dumb, but worry about it a little anyway
delete it and threaten to block my friend. i don’t like to waste my time on fools
set traps and prepare to fight the dead girl
find an immunity animal image to protect me
show up at my friend’s house (i figured out their address a while ago) dressed up as the ghost and scare the shit out of them

7- choose a superpower

flight
immortality
telekinesis
pyrokinesis
teleportation
the ability to kill anyone however and whenever i want, without leaving a trace (golly..)
dreamwalking

8- which movie will you watch?

a romantic comedy
a buddy comedy
an action film with plenty of explosions >B)
a quirky indie film
a movie based on a video game
a nature documentary
something critics love and the general public hates

9- pick a snack to eat while watching the movie

m&ms
an apple
coffee
hot chips
onion rings
a hot dog
an energy drink, my 4th of the day

10- what's your pet peeve?

slow walkers
auto capitalization/correction
loud chewing and slurping
forgetting my dreams right after i wake up
people invading my personal space
doggo speak (words like "hooman" and "pupper")
being stuck indoors on a perfect sunny day

11- pick an element!

water
earth
fire
air
wood
gold, which is actually on the periodic table
i hate this question and i hate you (that's not very nice..)

12- obligatory song lyric question. choose a lyric or just click skip

SKIP
i am drowning
      there is no sign of land
      you are coming down with me
      hand in unlovable hand

suffer long and it will set you free
      only through trial do we find the strength we need

but kids like you don't play by the rules
      and guys like me it ain't easy to be played for fools

and when your plans unravel in the sand
      what would you wish for if you had one chance?

i can't promise you fair sky above
      can't promise you kind road below
      but i'll walk beside you, love
      any way the wind blows

i had all and then most of you
      some and now none of you
      take me back to the night we met

hey big guy!
      hey little guy!
      can you tell me who came first?
      sorry but i don't know
      we are simply natural


13- let’s end on a high note! what would you consider your best quality? :)

i take charge
i'm intelligent
i'm kind
i'm creative
i'm loyal
i'm funny
i have no positive traits 😈😈😈