NAKED HTML!!!!!!!!1

this is where I will keep my collection of text based goodies
some of these are older than I am :)

things marked with "::" are my creations. feel free to use them

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::HOBBES::

simple. clean. efficient. the bleeding edge of ascii art.

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::LOAF::

a loving rendition of a meatloaf i know. from the time i had to write a simple C++ program that displayed original ascii art

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MOB

Mob, drawn by my pal Polini on her new craterless phone

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SANIC (gotta go fast)

a relic of a bygone era, probably 2014. copied from here

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MY IMMORTAL by Tara Gilesbie AKA XXXbloodyrists666XXX

this belongs here

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.


IBITHA by The Lonely Island

requested by a pal o' mine


Dedicated to the people of España
There's a party tonight in Ibitha
We're gonna dance and eat pizza
Zesty, spicy, tasty, and lifely
Super sexy, not sexy slightly
Everyone is showing skin
DJ, let the record spin

In Ibitha-tha-tha-tha
Every day's a fiesta-sta-sta-sta
Speakers boom on the dance floor-floor-floor
Everyone is a star-star-star

Our tummies are full of Paella
Here's a recipe of the Paella
Steamy broth, sweet peas and lobsters
Tonight, we eat like the conquistadors

There's a place far away making lots of noise
Where the boys are girls and the girls are boys
The vibes are full of love and peace
And people sound like they got a gap in their teeth
But they don't

In Ibitha-tha-tha-tha
Every day's a fiesta-sta-sta-sta
Speakers boom on the dance floor-floor-floor
Everyone is a star-star-star

(There's a place far away making lots of noise
Where the boys are girls and the girls are boys
The vibes are full of love and peace
And people sound like they got a gap in their teeth

There's a place far away making lots of noise
Where the boys are girls and the girls are boys
The vibes are full of love and peace
And people sound like they got a gap in their teeth
But they don't)


WARLORD

.sig of Death Star, War Lord of the West
what's warlording? check out this glossary


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B1FF

see this wikipedia page for information on the legendary B1ff

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> Oh great oracle,
>
> what do you do with a supplicant who leaves his .sig at
> the end of his questions?
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> --
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} WHAT R U TALK1N' ABOUT MAN?  SIGZ ROOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
}
} LATER MAN.
}
} BIFF.
}
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} BIFF@BIFFVM.BIT.NET                                 BIFF+@ANDREW.CMU.EDU
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}          B1FF@NETCOM.COM  B1FF@WORLD.STD.COM  B1FF@MCS.COM
}            B1FF@B1FFNET.FIDONET.ORG  B1FF@WELL.SF.CA.US
}              B1FF@ATHENA.MIT.EDU  B1FF@CYBER.SELL.COM
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}    SIG           !@@@@@@@@BIFF@@@@@@@@@!          IT"LL B
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}                         ---------         THIS SPACE 4 RENT CALL BIFF
}      /\\\                 !   !               HA HA FOOLED YOU!!!
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}      \///          HOT METAL TUBS RULE IN A MAJOR WAY DUDEZ!!!
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}              B1FF@ATHENA.MIT.EDU  B1FF@CYBER.SELL.COM
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}                     K0M1NG S00N T0 THEATREZ NEER U!!!!!!
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}                    B1FF 4RUOND TH4 W3RLD!!!!!
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}                                    v<---B1FFSM4NIA!!!!!!!
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}     THE RO4D T0 B1FFN3SS!!!!    /   |   \      | R00T  |
}                                /    |    \     |  666  |     +---------+
}     ALL MUST TR4V3L 1T        /     |     \    \___ ___/     | B1FF    |
}                              /      |      \       V         | R00LZ!! |
}     SUMD4Y!!!!!!!!          /       |       \      |       o +---------+
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}                           /         |         \    |   |\__/|  .~    ~.
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MIKE TAYLOR'S FISH

found here: tt (tetris for terminals)

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